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readingaroundthemovies:

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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

dvrkclouds:

ibadbitch:

mralbania:

plince:

very nice

Yes please

That really turned me on.

bornavirgin 😱

dvrkclouds:

ibadbitch:

mralbania:

plince:

very nice

Yes please

That really turned me on.

bornavirgin 😱

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call